Monday, December 27, 2010

The "Water" Cycle!!!!!!

Holy Shit!!!!

The Importance Of Observation

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.


Saturday, December 25, 2010

How to Catch a Lion : Very Funny

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia in a train

Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is RED from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistanis are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharraf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Musharraf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again...

Friday, December 10, 2010

Super El Clasico

 Before The Match:
            Cristiano Ronaldo:Lets see how much they score..

After The Match:
            Lionel Messi:er..We scored five if you didnt notice,coz i think you guys were sleeping.. 

Final score:
                                                 Barcelona         5           0         Real Madrid
X. Hernández Creus 10'
P. Rodríguez Ledesma 18'
D. Villa Sánchez 55'
D. Villa Sánchez 58'
J. Suárez Bermúdez 90'

                                     Messi celebrates..

                                    Ronaldo in tears..
                                    He cant believe it!!!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Newton's Third Law Depiction

Newton's Third Law States that:
Every Action Has EQUAL and OPPOSITE Reaction

Its Depiction(wrt Football):



Benitez "The Thinker"

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Nasri-licious !!!!

In the past few months,Samir Nasri has made a name for himself in the footballing world.

The young French midfielder was left out for 2010 World Cup,and now he is out to prove a point.

His magnificent goal against Porto in the Champions League last Season was outrageous.he literally ran through the Porto defense and scored.That is the reason its been selected for the prestigious FIFA Goal of the Year Award.

As you can see above,he made the Porto guys look stupid and it was a 'Walk in the Park' for him.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Hey Hey Hey

Yo guys.Ever heard of Xamborghini???

Guess not.

But now you have.So enjoy people.