Carlos Tevez Excuses For Not Playing Against Bayer Munich

Hey guys, we all know about the Tevez - Mancini Epic Fight after Carlos Tevez allegedly refused to play. ( You haven't heard of it?  Gosh! you gotta read this : http://rishiaa1.blogspot.com/2011/09/tevez-mancini-break-up-saga.html  )


Here are the funniest excuses Tevez made for not playing. Enjoy.

#TevezExcuses - "FIFA 12 just came out today and you expect me to go on the pitch?!"

#TevezExcuses "Manager I swear, John Terry said if I play he'd do my wife"

#TevezExcuses i spent the week training with Torres, you really want me to come on?

#TevezExcuses " saving myself for the manchester derby"

#TevezExcuses " I don't wanna be part of another Munich disaster."

#TevezExcuses "Chill boss, i can score as many goals on the bench, as torres on the field"

#TevezExcuses NASA told me it could spell the end of the world, if me, Ribery and Lescott were on the same pitch at the same time..

#TevezExcuses"I wanted the world to know that I'm the only man who can refuse to do my job and still get paid thousands of pounds."

#TevezExcuses " Ican't leave Zabaletta alone on the bench.. I'm home sick he's all I got from Argentina"

#TevezExcuses  "I owed Bastian Schweinsteiger £50 and I didn't have it on me."

#TevezExcuses "Ribery was on the pitch, if I came in it would be a Horror movie."

#TevezExcuses "Yo Boss, imma let you finish but 2-0 down and you put me in, what am I? Berbatov?"

#TevezExcuses"I was helping you, Mr. Mancini. Now everyone is talking about me and not the defeat we suffered. I saved your face, man." 

 #TevezExcuses "I can't run round with £250k stuffed in my pockets"

 #TevezExcuses "what me? Play? I thought I was the mascot"

 #TevezExcuses  "My wife doesn't like Germany so I can't play there"

#TevezExcuses  "Mario had promised me next go on his iPad"

#TevezExcuses  "I was shellshocked at learning that a third restaurant has opened in Manchester"

#TevezExcuses "I don't even know English how am i supposed to know Italian!"

#TevezExcuses  "I'm only here for moral support" 

#TevezExcuses "I helped City win the FACup and you bought Aguero, you want me to help you win the UCL so you can buy Messi ? I'm not a fool."

#TevezExcuses "I was just trying to keep Titus Bramble out of the papers"

#TevezExcuses Mancini - 'Carlos,we need a goal,I need u to put your neck on the line out there'. Tevez - 'I have no neck'

#TevezExcuses  "I was unfit... I blame Manchester United's medical staff. "