Carlos Tevez Excuses For Not Playing Against Bayer Munich

Hey guys, we all know about the Tevez - Mancini Epic Fight after Carlos Tevez allegedly refused to play. ( You haven't heard of it?  Gosh! you gotta read this : http://rishiaa1.blogspot.com/2011/09/tevez-mancini-break-up-saga.html  )


Here are the funniest excuses Tevez made for not playing. Enjoy.

#TevezExcuses - "FIFA 12 just came out today and you expect me to go on the pitch?!"

#TevezExcuses "Manager I swear, John Terry said if I play he'd do my wife"

#TevezExcuses i spent the week training with Torres, you really want me to come on?

#TevezExcuses " saving myself for the manchester derby"

#TevezExcuses " I don't wanna be part of another Munich disaster."

#TevezExcuses "Chill boss, i can score as many goals on the bench, as torres on the field"

#TevezExcuses NASA told me it could spell the end of the world, if me, Ribery and Lescott were on the same pitch at the same time..

#TevezExcuses"I wanted the world to know that I'm the only man who can refuse to do my job and still get paid thousands of pounds."

#TevezExcuses " Ican't leave Zabaletta alone on the bench.. I'm home sick he's all I got from Argentina"

#TevezExcuses  "I owed Bastian Schweinsteiger £50 and I didn't have it on me."

#TevezExcuses "Ribery was on the pitch, if I came in it would be a Horror movie."

#TevezExcuses "Yo Boss, imma let you finish but 2-0 down and you put me in, what am I? Berbatov?"

#TevezExcuses"I was helping you, Mr. Mancini. Now everyone is talking about me and not the defeat we suffered. I saved your face, man." 

 #TevezExcuses "I can't run round with £250k stuffed in my pockets"

 #TevezExcuses "what me? Play? I thought I was the mascot"

 #TevezExcuses  "My wife doesn't like Germany so I can't play there"

#TevezExcuses  "Mario had promised me next go on his iPad"

#TevezExcuses  "I was shellshocked at learning that a third restaurant has opened in Manchester"

#TevezExcuses "I don't even know English how am i supposed to know Italian!"

#TevezExcuses  "I'm only here for moral support" 

#TevezExcuses "I helped City win the FACup and you bought Aguero, you want me to help you win the UCL so you can buy Messi ? I'm not a fool."

#TevezExcuses "I was just trying to keep Titus Bramble out of the papers"

#TevezExcuses Mancini - 'Carlos,we need a goal,I need u to put your neck on the line out there'. Tevez - 'I have no neck'

#TevezExcuses  "I was unfit... I blame Manchester United's medical staff. "

Tevez - Mancini Break Up Saga !

ROBERTO MANCINI insists Carlos Tevez is finished at City after the striker refused to play for him.

The Argy said "No" when asked to go on as sub with his side trailing to two Mario Gomez goals.

Boss Mancini raged: "He is finished. He refused to go on. I can't accept this. He won't play with me again. I don't want another situation like tonight, never. With me he is finished.

"In the next few days, I will speak with the chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak.

"Do you think a player can do this at Bayern Munich, Milan or Manchester United? Never.

"This can't happen in a top club when a player refuses to help his team-mates in an important match like tonight."

Tevez was upset when Mancini subbed fellow striker Edin Dzeko for holding midfielder Nigel de Jong.

Mancini added: "For the first change, I decided to change Edin with Nigel because I wanted to make sure we didn't concede a third goal as we were 30 minutes to the end.

"Then Carlos refused to warm up and go on the pitch.

"He was going to be the second substitution. I decide this, not Carlos.

"If a player earns a lot of money to play for Manchester City in this competition and refuses to play, then he can never play for us again."

Bosnian Dzeko was also angered by Mancini's decision and threw a strop after leaving the pitch.

Mancini said: "Dzeko is disappointed but the manager can do what he thinks.

"No player can play very well in every game. I need to speak with him.

"Next time he can stay on the bench with me."

Tevez came out to defend himself afterwards — but ended up dodging the issue entirely. 

He said: "I have been professional during all my time here."

"Last season I was also the top scorer and I put my opinion across that I wanted to leave for family reasons — but I keep trying to do my best."

City No 2 David Platt urged for calm. He said: "Roberto will sleep on it and deal with it in the way he sees fit.

"We have to put this away for a couple of days and settle this internally."

The defeat leaves City with just one point from their first two Champions League games.

But things could have been different had they been awarded a penalty on four minutes when David Silva was felled by former City defender Jerome Boateng.

Mancini said: "For me it was a penalty but the referee did not see.

"We played well for 30 minutes but then we conceded the first goal, which was a stupid goal. When they got the second goal, the game was finished there.

Mancini instructs Tevez to warm up as Tevez just watches on.

"For us, at this moment, this Bayern team is too strong. But we have another four games and when we meet them for a second time in Manchester, this time we can do better.

"We played well for 30 minutes and had chances but, at this level, if you don't run for 90 minutes then you have a problem. We did not work very well after 20 minutes."

City defender Kolo Toure was back in European action for the first time since his drugs ban.

The Ivory Coast centre-back said: "We started very well but then we didn't defend as a team. Obviously the manager will resolve that.

"Bayern are a very experienced team and all we can do is learn from this game."

Beckham Scores Directly From Corner!

Beckham has done it yet again. This time from a Corner Kick.His amazing goal gave the LA Galaxy a 2-1 win over Chicago Fire.


The former England midfielder laid on a 58th minute opener for Landon Donovan before Chicago's Cristian Nazarith equalised.

 

DAVID BECKHAM produced some of his old magic by scoring directly from a corner as LA Galaxy beat Chicago Fire in the MLS.

But Beckham rolled back the years to prove nobody else can bend it like him when his ball from a set-piece deceived everyone before nestling inside the back of the net.

The win moves Galaxy five points clear of second-placed FC Dallas in the Western Conference.

Comical goal adds to ENGLAND's Misery

With three minutes to go, England were leading 2-1 when Quillan Roberts ventured out of his goal to take a free-kick just inside Canada's half.

He launched the ball forward and after it evaded a melee of outfield players, it took one high bounce before clearing the despairing dive of Jordan Pickford in England's goal.

ENGLAND'S week of international misery took a comical turn last night when the Under-17s conceded a late equaliser from Canada's GOALKEEPER.

The 2-2 draw gave Canada their first ever World Cup point at U-17 level.

At least the U-17 Three Lions still have something to fight for — unlike their U-21 counterparts (who got knocked out of the European Championship in Denmark earlier this month).

Bye Villa! Hello Cesc!

No Sacrifice, No Victory!

European champions Barcelona could opt to sacrifice their star striker David Villa, in order to finance their potential triple transfer coup.

According to the Daily Mirror, the Catalans conceded that they'll have to sell Villa, who joined the side a little over a year ago for £35m from Valencia, in order to fund a potential £91m swoop for Cesc Fabregas, Alexis Sanchez and Giuseppe Rossi. Due to the £350m debt laden on the Spanish giants, the champions have been forced to sell-to-buy.

Will they be able to play together for Barca?

Arsenal whose valuation of Fabregas is £40m, have been told that they'll have to settle for £35m for the ex-Barca youth-team midfielder. However, a cash-plus-player deal could settle the deal. Pep Guardiola's side are also the front runners to sign Udinese winger Alexis Sanchez, for a reported £27m, along with Villarreal striker Giuseppe Rossi for £26m.

You are never GO(o)NE(r) get CESC!

The speculation time is over .  Barcelona have officially made an  £27m bid for the Arsenal skipper which was immediately turned down.

Barca president Sandro Rossell made the verbal offer to Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis. The Catalan giants have kept their tradition of trying to get Fabregas back to The Nou Camp with this offer. But according to me this offer was very stupid as Arsenal had turned down £31m and £29m bids for Cesc last year.No doubt this bid was turned down instantly.

(Ade-by-whore got a similar price from Manchester City,then Cesc is surely worth double this bid.)

And when clubs like Real Madrid and Manchester City are ready to spill cash to get Fabregas, Barcelona really need to gear up. 

Big Shot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super El Clasico

 Before The Match:
            Cristiano Ronaldo:Lets see how much they score..

After The Match:
            Lionel Messi:er..We scored five if you didnt notice,coz i think you guys were sleeping.. 

Final score:
                                                 Barcelona         5           0         Real Madrid

X. Hernández Creus 10' P. Rodríguez Ledesma 18' D. Villa Sánchez 55' D. Villa Sánchez 58' J. Suárez Bermúdez 90'

Reactions:
                                     Messi celebrates..

                                    Ronaldo in tears..

                                    He cant believe it!!!

Newton's Third Law Depiction

Newton's Third Law States that:

Every Action Has EQUAL and OPPOSITE Reaction

Its Depiction(wrt Football):

Action

Reaction

Benitez "The Thinker"

Nasri-licious !!!!

In the past few months,Samir Nasri has made a name for himself in the footballing world.

The young French midfielder was left out for 2010 World Cup,and now he is out to prove a point.

His magnificent goal against Porto in the Champions League last Season was outrageous.he literally ran through the Porto defense and scored.That is the reason its been selected for the prestigious FIFA Goal of the Year Award.

As you can see above,he made the Porto guys look stupid and it was a 'Walk in the Park' for him.