Grandad at 29 !

A DAD has become Britain's youngest grand-father at the age of 29 after his daughter gave birth at 14.

Shem Davies was also 14 when he became a father for the first time.

Now schoolgirl daughter Tia has had a baby girl a week before her 15th birthday.

Last night jobless Shem - who split with Tia's mum Kelly three months after Tia was born - said he was "absolutely delighted" at the new arrival.

Youngest grandad ... Shem with grandma Kelly and new parents Tia and Jordan

Tiny Ava Grace is in an incubator after she was born ten weeks early - weighing less than 2lb.

But the family said she is "doing remarkably well" at the special care baby unit where she is being cared for in Bridgend, South Wales.

Today's Top 5 Facts (10.07.2011)

Here's your daily dose of Top 5 Facts:

1.When young and impoverished, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings.

2. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined!

3. Ice Cream is chinese food!

Today's Top 5 Facts

Here's your daily dose of top 5 facts.

1.If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."










2.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.






3. When glass breaks, the cracks move at speeds of up to 3,000 miles per hour.



4.  Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

5.Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.
 

The "Water" Cycle!!!!!!

Holy Shit!!!!

The Importance Of Observation

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.

:D

How to Catch a Lion : Very Funny

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia in a train

Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is RED from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistanis are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharraf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Musharraf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again...

Orange vs iPhone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!