Carlos Tevez Excuses For Not Playing Against Bayer Munich

Hey guys, we all know about the Tevez - Mancini Epic Fight after Carlos Tevez allegedly refused to play. ( You haven't heard of it?  Gosh! you gotta read this : http://rishiaa1.blogspot.com/2011/09/tevez-mancini-break-up-saga.html  )


Here are the funniest excuses Tevez made for not playing. Enjoy.

#TevezExcuses - "FIFA 12 just came out today and you expect me to go on the pitch?!"

#TevezExcuses "Manager I swear, John Terry said if I play he'd do my wife"

#TevezExcuses i spent the week training with Torres, you really want me to come on?

#TevezExcuses " saving myself for the manchester derby"

#TevezExcuses " I don't wanna be part of another Munich disaster."

#TevezExcuses "Chill boss, i can score as many goals on the bench, as torres on the field"

#TevezExcuses NASA told me it could spell the end of the world, if me, Ribery and Lescott were on the same pitch at the same time..

#TevezExcuses"I wanted the world to know that I'm the only man who can refuse to do my job and still get paid thousands of pounds."

#TevezExcuses " Ican't leave Zabaletta alone on the bench.. I'm home sick he's all I got from Argentina"

#TevezExcuses  "I owed Bastian Schweinsteiger £50 and I didn't have it on me."

#TevezExcuses "Ribery was on the pitch, if I came in it would be a Horror movie."

#TevezExcuses "Yo Boss, imma let you finish but 2-0 down and you put me in, what am I? Berbatov?"

#TevezExcuses"I was helping you, Mr. Mancini. Now everyone is talking about me and not the defeat we suffered. I saved your face, man." 

 #TevezExcuses "I can't run round with £250k stuffed in my pockets"

 #TevezExcuses "what me? Play? I thought I was the mascot"

 #TevezExcuses  "My wife doesn't like Germany so I can't play there"

#TevezExcuses  "Mario had promised me next go on his iPad"

#TevezExcuses  "I was shellshocked at learning that a third restaurant has opened in Manchester"

#TevezExcuses "I don't even know English how am i supposed to know Italian!"

#TevezExcuses  "I'm only here for moral support" 

#TevezExcuses "I helped City win the FACup and you bought Aguero, you want me to help you win the UCL so you can buy Messi ? I'm not a fool."

#TevezExcuses "I was just trying to keep Titus Bramble out of the papers"

#TevezExcuses Mancini - 'Carlos,we need a goal,I need u to put your neck on the line out there'. Tevez - 'I have no neck'

#TevezExcuses  "I was unfit... I blame Manchester United's medical staff. "

Tevez - Mancini Break Up Saga !

ROBERTO MANCINI insists Carlos Tevez is finished at City after the striker refused to play for him.

The Argy said "No" when asked to go on as sub with his side trailing to two Mario Gomez goals.

Boss Mancini raged: "He is finished. He refused to go on. I can't accept this. He won't play with me again. I don't want another situation like tonight, never. With me he is finished.

"In the next few days, I will speak with the chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak.

"Do you think a player can do this at Bayern Munich, Milan or Manchester United? Never.

"This can't happen in a top club when a player refuses to help his team-mates in an important match like tonight."

Tevez was upset when Mancini subbed fellow striker Edin Dzeko for holding midfielder Nigel de Jong.

Mancini added: "For the first change, I decided to change Edin with Nigel because I wanted to make sure we didn't concede a third goal as we were 30 minutes to the end.

"Then Carlos refused to warm up and go on the pitch.

"He was going to be the second substitution. I decide this, not Carlos.

"If a player earns a lot of money to play for Manchester City in this competition and refuses to play, then he can never play for us again."

Bosnian Dzeko was also angered by Mancini's decision and threw a strop after leaving the pitch.

Mancini said: "Dzeko is disappointed but the manager can do what he thinks.

"No player can play very well in every game. I need to speak with him.

"Next time he can stay on the bench with me."

Tevez came out to defend himself afterwards — but ended up dodging the issue entirely. 

He said: "I have been professional during all my time here."

"Last season I was also the top scorer and I put my opinion across that I wanted to leave for family reasons — but I keep trying to do my best."

City No 2 David Platt urged for calm. He said: "Roberto will sleep on it and deal with it in the way he sees fit.

"We have to put this away for a couple of days and settle this internally."

The defeat leaves City with just one point from their first two Champions League games.

But things could have been different had they been awarded a penalty on four minutes when David Silva was felled by former City defender Jerome Boateng.

Mancini said: "For me it was a penalty but the referee did not see.

"We played well for 30 minutes but then we conceded the first goal, which was a stupid goal. When they got the second goal, the game was finished there.

Mancini instructs Tevez to warm up as Tevez just watches on.

"For us, at this moment, this Bayern team is too strong. But we have another four games and when we meet them for a second time in Manchester, this time we can do better.

"We played well for 30 minutes and had chances but, at this level, if you don't run for 90 minutes then you have a problem. We did not work very well after 20 minutes."

City defender Kolo Toure was back in European action for the first time since his drugs ban.

The Ivory Coast centre-back said: "We started very well but then we didn't defend as a team. Obviously the manager will resolve that.

"Bayern are a very experienced team and all we can do is learn from this game."

How to get FB Timeline

Facebook has announced some new features in its annual f8 conference. Two major features include “Facebook Timeline” and “Powerful social apps”. If you want to use new Facebook Timeline feature then check out the tutorial after the jump. 

The new timeline feature will gather all your old Facebook stuff at the single window and you will be able to switch between months and years easily. Check out the video to know about Facebook timeline.

How to install Facebook Timeline in Your Profile:

Follow these steps carefully to use the Facebook Timeline feature which is yet open only for the developers.

Step 1:

Open this URL https://developers.facebook.com/apps, Click on “allow” [if shown] and then Click on the “+Create new App”.

Step 2:

Enter “App Display Name” and “App Namespace“. Any name you want to add there. Click on continue.

 

Step 3:

Next page with your app details will be opened. Click on “Open Graph” on the right sidebar of the page.

Step 4:

Define your app, fill it same as shown in the image below or whatever you want to write there. Click on “Get started“.

 

     

Step 5:

On the next page scroll down and click “Save changes and next“.

Then again scroll down and click on “Save and Finish“.

Step 6:

Now open your Facebook Profile and you will find a new message there like one in the image below. Click on “Get it now” and its done.

 Facebook Timeline Look:

Your timeline will look similar to the one below [mine].

 

Grandad at 29 !

A DAD has become Britain's youngest grand-father at the age of 29 after his daughter gave birth at 14.

Shem Davies was also 14 when he became a father for the first time.

Now schoolgirl daughter Tia has had a baby girl a week before her 15th birthday.

Last night jobless Shem - who split with Tia's mum Kelly three months after Tia was born - said he was "absolutely delighted" at the new arrival.

Youngest grandad ... Shem with grandma Kelly and new parents Tia and Jordan

Tiny Ava Grace is in an incubator after she was born ten weeks early - weighing less than 2lb.

But the family said she is "doing remarkably well" at the special care baby unit where she is being cared for in Bridgend, South Wales.

Bad Teacher : Review

BAD TEACHER

 

Xamborghini's Rating:       (1/5)

 

Director: Jake Kasdan
 
Writers: Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg

Stars: Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake


 



Review:

Bad Teacher is a great concept that resulted in a style of humor like most of the Adult Swim cartoons you see today: When the jokes hit they hit well, but when they miss, they miss quite badly. The cast was delightful, but could only go so far with the material. As a matter of fact, it was the cast that saved the movie from being a total disaster by providing their comedic chops, their charm, and their good comic timing that you don't see enough of nowadays.

Beckham Scores Directly From Corner!

Beckham has done it yet again. This time from a Corner Kick.His amazing goal gave the LA Galaxy a 2-1 win over Chicago Fire.


The former England midfielder laid on a 58th minute opener for Landon Donovan before Chicago's Cristian Nazarith equalised.

 

DAVID BECKHAM produced some of his old magic by scoring directly from a corner as LA Galaxy beat Chicago Fire in the MLS.

But Beckham rolled back the years to prove nobody else can bend it like him when his ball from a set-piece deceived everyone before nestling inside the back of the net.

The win moves Galaxy five points clear of second-placed FC Dallas in the Western Conference.